make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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