My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i dont even know how to be here
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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