even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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