Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
