Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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