I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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