he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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