i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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