Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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