Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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