never play flip cup with pint glasses
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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