ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I think my moral compass just broke
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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