alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
i think my cat just said my name.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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