WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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