lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
