Quick, to the slutcave!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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