So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I just want to make out with him forever
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