i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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