i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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