this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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