he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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