I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Do vagina's smell?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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