STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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