We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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