I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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