Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Watching her eat just hurts me
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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