i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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