I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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