ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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