Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
True but thats because hes a fetus.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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