She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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