I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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