he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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