Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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