is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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