i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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