My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Randomize
