genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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