I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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