I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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