Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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