Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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