I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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