ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I could fuck to npr.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Randomize
