: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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