i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Randomize
