She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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