Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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