So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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