As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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