shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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