So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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