im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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