I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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