Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I need moral support for this bender
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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