check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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