Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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